I'm in need of some moolah, what do you think about opening for commissions? Would you get one? WOULD YOU PAY ME FOR MY SERVICES LIKE AN ART WHORE PLEASE SAY YES I HAVE KIDS TO FEED AND I AM A SINGLE MOTHER STRUGGLING ON MY OWN WORKING PART TIME AT A BAR AND PART TIME AS A SUPER HERO BUT THAT DOESN'T REALLY PAY MUCH EXCEPT IN GRATITUDE PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY.

The above paragraph contained several blatant lies. But I was thinking like $5 for a bust pic and $10 for a full body pic, both in color? That's not too bad, right? Whaddya think? They'd be real nice, I'd print and mail em if you wanted, I think.

Also Kiriban doki doki is 15000. SCREENCAP THAT SUCKER!

I AM TRYING TO CHECK MY MESSAGES
I DO NOT WANT A FREE WEBBER GRILL
I DO NOT HAVE A PREFERENCE BETWEEN SUBWAY AND QUIZNOS [YES I DO QUIZNOS FUCK YEAH]
DO NOT BOMBARD ME WITH ADS

WHAT
IS
THIS
DA?!?!??!?!!!!!

WHAT IS THISSSSSSSSSSSS

dA I hate you so freaking much.

YOU GUYS I FINALLY GOT ONE!

FOR ART THEFT
AWESOME!!!!!

Ohhhh deviantart. Ol' reliable. The deviation that they deleted was from 2005. They are totally on top of this. PFFT.

I'M DOING IT! Kidnapped from *vert-is-ninja

.:Rules:.
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people. [J/K]

.:Characters:.
B
Tobias
Isabelle

.:Questions:.

1) How Old Are You?
Isabelle: We're all 17.
Tobias: I can answer my own damn questions, woman. Don't be so presumptuous. MAYBE I'M AGELESS! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
Isabelle: Fine then, creeper, how old ARE you?
Tobias: 17.
B: ... Was that so hard?

2) Height?
Tobias: I AM SIX FOOT TWO.
B: Quiet down. Jesus.
Isabelle: I'm... not telling.
B: Oh come on, Bella~~~
Isabelle: N-NO.
B: She's 4' 10.
Isabelle: SH-SHUT UP!
B: I'm like, what... 5'6", 5'7"?

3) You got any bad habits?
Tobias: WELL--
B: His fashion sense.
Isabelle: HAHAHA.
B: And I try to kill myself sometimes.
Isabelle: It's true.
Tobias: WHAT. WHY HAVE I HEARD NOTHING ABOUT THIS?!
Isabelle: Because you were a minor annoyance in that story arc.
Tobias: What?
Isabelle: Never you mind your pretty little head. My bad habit is... I don't have any~
Tobias: You don't stay in the kitchen where you belong!!!
Isabelle: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY???

4) You a virgin?
Isabelle: NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. WE ARE NOT JUST SKIPPING TO THE NEXT QUESTION. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID TO ME?!
Tobias: KNOW YOUR PLACE!
B: Well, we can tell someone isn't getting any.
Isabelle: Don't you even start with me, B. You've never even had a girlfriend.
B: HEY. What about that one time when--
Isabelle: It doesn't count.
B: N-not even a little?
Isabelle: No. I'm a girl. I know these things.

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
B: ... Well.
Isabelle: I'm going after this hot, rich doctor I met the other day~

6) Have Any Kids?
Isabelle: HAHAHA, and ruin my figure? HAHAHA.
B: You are cruel.

7) Favorite Food?
Tobias: PANCAKES.
B: Welcome back.
Tobias: I decided to let you and your new GIIIIRLFRIEND have your little lover's spat! /pout
B: She's not my girlfriend?
Isabelle: Sounds to me like someone's jealous.
Tobias: M-MY FAVORITE FOOD IS PANCAKES WITH SYRUP AND STRAWBERRIES HOW ABOUT YOU, B?
B: I like chicken noodle soup that my mom makes.
Isabelle: My fave is anything sweet. Especially pastries. Cake, really. I like cake.

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Isabelle: French vanilla or butter pecan.
Tobias: Rocky Road!
B: Anything's good. Mint chocolate chip, I guess.

9) Killed anyone?
Tobias: /shifty eyes
Isabelle: Oh, don't start with that. We all know you're a big pansy.
Tobias: HEY. I AM MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT, HOOKER.
B: Don't you have like five pet rabbits?
Tobias: ... NO.

10) Hate anyone?
B: YES.
Tobias: YES.
Isabelle: YES.

11) Any Secrets?
Tobias: I have three words: MAN OF MYSTERY.
Isabelle: PSSSSSH.
B: Well, I don't really have any interesting secrets. Um. I guess what people want to know most is my real name. That's kind of a mystery...
Tobias: It's not B?
B: That's just what everyone calls me. I have a real name, you know. My parents didn't just name me "B." That would be stupid.
Tobias: W-what is it?
Isabelle: You WOULD like to know.
Tobias: I know YOUR secret, floozie. It's a secret how your hair defies gravity! BURN.
Isabelle: Yes it is. Thanks for noticing. I put a lot of work into my hair!
Tobias: That must be why you only style it once a week... Do you ever wash your hair?
Isabelle: D-DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW B'S REAL NAME?

12) Love Anyone?
Isabelle: /dreamy sigh
Tobias: Hussy.
B: How do you even know this doctor? DON'T tell me it was at your physical last week. /shudder

13) Tacos?
Isabelle: Kind of gross.
B: They're okay.
Tobias: TACO BELL. /thumbs up

14) Ever slept in all day?
Tobias: I bet I could outsleep all of you!
Isabelle: I get exactly the right amount of sleep. I try not to oversleep, ever.
B: I've lazed around all day, but never slept all day. Can you even do that?

15) Eye colors?
Isabelle: Blue.
Tobias: Hazel~
B: Brown.

16) Hair?
B: Um, I have it?
Isabelle: IS FABULOUS~
Tobias: My hair is perfect.
Isabelle: Oh?
Tobias: Yes.
Isabelle: ...Well, you do have unnaturally well-styled hair for a boy.
Tobias: Thank you.
B: ... (I think she just called him a fop...)

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
B: Slim.
Tobias: Average, I suppose. I'm bulky.
Isabelle: I'm curvy~

18) Rain, sunshine?
B: Rain. Rain. I hate the sun. Rain.
Isabelle: Sun! The sun is good for tanning and rain makes my hair all frizzy.
Tobias: How can you like the rain?!

19) Pool, Beach?
Isabelle: Both!
B: Uhh, pool.
Tobias: I really like beach sports. Everything is better at the beach... the food, the arcades, the weather... And ladies in thier bikinis~ Except for short, ugly skanks who don't ever wash their hair ever!
Isabelle: I will kill you.

20) Camping, staying home?
Tobias: Camping?! I love camping!
B: No, you don't.
Isabelle: Staying home. Who in their right mind would pee in the bushes by choice? Plus, it's impossible to look good without electricity.
Tobias: Y-you're right... I hate camping for the same reasons.

21) Dog, Cat?
Isabelle: Cats. They're so much smarter than dogs.
B: I like both, but we have cats at home.
Tobias: A dog is the only real pet. They are loyal and also man's best friend which MEAN CATS ARE NOT.
Isabelle: Awwww, were you beaten up by a widdle kitty when you were a kid, Tobi?
Tobias: It was a traumatic experience for me...

22) Believe in aliens?
B: No.
Isabelle: No.
Tobias: ALIENS ARE SO COOL HAVE YOU SEEN MARS ATTACKS THAT MOVIE IS SO FUNNY AND INDEPENDENCE DAY WAS AWESOME AND I JUST SAW THE NEW INDIANA JONES MOVIE AND BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

23) What do you do to relax?
Isabelle: Have tea. Watch soaps.
B: Read.
Tobias: Watch TV. Run laps around the house.

24) Car or Ship...?
Isabelle: Depends on how much it cost.
B: Why is this even a question?
Tobias: UHHH.

25) What is your job?
Isabelle: Taking care of this blockhead.
Tobias: HE IS MY FRIEND NOW, YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM, SHE-DEVIL!
B: Siiiiigh. We're all unemployed at the moment.

26) Any unusual things about you?
Tobias: I transferred in to B's highschool when my family moved! That's unusual... I think...
Isabelle: I'm unusually beautiful~
Tobias: Unusually unstable, more like.
Isabelle: I heard that.
Tobias: Good.
B: Everyone started calling me B in the fourth grade.
Tobias: I still haven't heard this story.
Isabelle: And you never will.
Tobias: I despise you, woman.

27) Boy or girl?
Tobias: You're asking this now? After all the other questions? I hope you haven't been assuming I was a girl all this time!
Isabelle: I bet they did.
B: Maybe they mean whether you're into guys or girls?
Tobias: Isn't that obvious?
Isabelle: Not for you, it isn't.
Tobias: WHAT?!

28) Favorite Place?
Isabelle: The salon. It always smells nice in there and I get free coffee.
B: My room.
Tobias: Bus stops, train stops, parks. Anywhere where there are a lot of people to watch.
Isabelle: You're creepy.
Tobias: I THINK PEOPLE ARE INTERESTING. SO WHAT?!
Isabelle: You're creepy.

29) Do you like pancakes?
Tobias: DID WE NOT GO OVER THIS ALREADY?

30) Last words?
B: Bye.
Isabelle: God, I hate you Tobias.
Tobias: Shut up, slut.
B: It's Marcus.
Isabelle: You have no respect for anyone, do you, Tobias?!
Tobias: Certainly not for you!

BICKER BICKER BICKER FIGHT

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THERE YOU HAVE IT. That took so long I AM DONE FOREVER. Enjoy~

NEW ICONS OF BEE AND TOBI KUKUKU~

Also, I just have one more final and I'm home freeee~ That means that next week (hopefully) there will be updates! BIG updates to make up for missing two weeks worth of pages... TwT


OH, YEAH.